Saturday, February 25, 2012

'Q' isms - Pee Pees and Pee Wees

So we all knew this one was coming, right?

Q:  Mommy, why do boys have pee pees and girls have pee wees?

Me:  They're actually called vagina's...not pee wees.

Q:  Oh ya.   So, why do boys have penis' and girls have anginas?

ah, close enough...

Me: {thinking really fast about whether or not to tell him the real reason or the happy *God made us that way* answer} uh, well dude...I think you're old enough to know - when babies are born, they come out from down there...so if girls had penises too, it would really hurt, don't you think?

Silence

Silence

Silence

Q:  So this is awkward...

Me:  Yup it kind of is...

Q:  So what?  Every time you poo, you have a baby???

Me:  No, it's a little more complicated than that.  Remember there has to be an egg and it has to be fertilized...

Q:  Oh...right.

Q:  Night, night mommy.  I love you.

Me:  {phew...that's it?}  I love you too, honey.  Sweet dreams.


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