Q had a spelling test today. He has one every Thursday. After many hours of studying, tears and hard work he got 4 out of 5 right. Two of those words were *as* and *I*.
Teacher: Okay, the next word is *HIS*. Spell *HIS*
Q: P - I - T
Maybe we should go back to paying him.
It's only Grade 1. I shouldn't be freaking out yet, right?